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My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!
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My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!

You've been hacked by a sentient malware! And now she wants to play a little card-flipping game with you... Deduce where the evil cards are with facts and logic, or just trust your gut and go for your million-dollar card. Game breaking builds are encouraged!

Expected release · Coming soon

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Title
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!
Content
Game
Expected release
Coming soon
Platforms
Windows
Connected stores
1
Steam Steam source details
Store title
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!
Product ID
4465450
Developer
The Seppuku Commission
Publisher
The Seppuku Commission
Store platforms
Windows
Source checked
2026-10-12 07:18 UTC

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Store tags

  • Deckbuilding
  • Strategy
  • Roguelite
  • Cute
  • Anime
  • Multiple Endings
  • Hacking
  • Singleplayer
  • 2D
  • Simulation

Genres

  • Simulation
  • Strategy

Categories and genres from the Steam store, observed 2026-10-12. Store tags from Steam, as players and the store apply them.

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